Trailer Park Lovin’

In honor of Valentine’s Day — those illustrious 24 hours in which we celebrate Cupid’s arrow flying into our asses — there is nothin’ but loooooooooove in the Trailer Park today.

Actually, there’s love and hot, muscled, oiled men.

But the two go hand in hand, don’t they?

First up, Scandal by Carolyn Jewel. This romance revolves around a randy Earl and the married lady he wants to bone. This is a classy and subtle promotional which definitely piqued by interest in reading Ms. Jewel’s book.

Second, Dark Victory by Brenda Joyce. At first, I was a little peeved that this book shares a name with one of the greatest Bette Davis movies ever, but after seeing the trailer, I calmed down. This spot is pretty hilarious, though I can’t figure out if it’s intentional or not. Anyhoo, I’m all for any book trailer that can incorporate a sexy shirtless guy, his soccer mom-looking lady love, and a profligacy of swords.

Finally, The Warlord’s Daughter by Susan Grant. This is part of the Borderlands series, which, to be honest, I know nothing about and will probably never read. One of the critical blurbs for this book mentioned something about Star Trek, and I immediately shut off. But again, any trailer that can spend the bulk of its one minute and two seconds focused on the muscly, oily back of some faceless stud…OK by me! (I think there’s some romance and stuff in the book too.)

Happy Valentine’s Day! May Cupid’s arrow be forever lodged in your ass!

February 13, 2009 | Filed Under Trailer Park 

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2 Responses to “Trailer Park Lovin’”

  1. inbypito on June 23rd, 2010 1:46 pm

    13u

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  2. BlankenshipIngrid on July 17th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Some time ago, I really needed to buy a building for my business but I didn’t earn enough money and could not purchase anything. Thank heaven my mate proposed to take the credit loans at banks. Therefore, I did so and used to be satisfied with my auto loan.

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