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George Hamilton Doesn’t Mind If He Does
Everyone’s favorite tangerine, George Hamilton, has written his autobiography. Don’t Mind If I Do, co-written with celebrity biographer William Stadiem, is currently available.
The book is, of course, a Hollywood tell-all in the grand fashion. Not only do we learn Hamilton lost his virginity at age 12 — to his stepmother — but we are also regaled with numerous sexual conquests, including Marilyn Monroe, Mamie Van Doren, Judy Garland, Danielle Steel, Imelda Marcos, Lynda Bird Johnson, Merle Oberon, Princess Soraya of Iran, and Elizabeth Taylor. He was married just once, to Alanna Collins (a former wife of Rod Stewart), with whom he has a son, Ashley, 34 (and incredibly sexy). George also has an 8-year-old son, G.T., with Kimberly Blackford, “an eye-catching beauty in her 20s.”
Don’t Mind If I Do comes during a barrage of what The New York Times calls “pretty-boy memoirs”. Tony Curtis, Robert Wagner, and Robert Vaughn have all recently written their autobiographies, “but nobody outdoes Mr. Hamilton in milking his life story” (again, the NYT).
But this milking seems to be exactly what he’s going for. Hamilton drops names and anecdotes with aplomb, has no trouble detailing his sexual adventures (yeah, that stepmother thing is just oogy), and describes his desire to be the youngest, politest stud in the room — an anti-bad boy to the James Deans that seduced Hollywood in Hamilton’s heyday.
Just don’t expect any secrets on how you, too, can achieve that luxurious carrot-colored tan.
Story Source Yahoo News, The New York Times | Image Source KPBS
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