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  1. Do not spam the Snark. I am not in the market for bigger boobs, a bigger wang, Viagra at remarkably low prices, work-at-home “opportunities” making 100K per day, or miracle elixirs supposedly endorsed by Oprah that make the fat melt off my ginormous ass.
  2. Poopy-pants emails are ignored. Hate mail and death threats are prime examples of Poopy-pants emails.
  3. Rest assured your private information is never revealed. If you recommend a book or a topic (and feel free to do so), I will use only your first name as the inspiration for the post. If you want to use a fake name, please include it in the email. Some great fake names: Chandelier, RocketCock, and Miss Vulva 1957.

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      WHAT IS A SNARK?




      The Snark is a creature created by Lewis Carroll in his poem "The Hunting of the Snark". To give a proper description of Snarks, one must look no further than Carroll himself, who summed them up in one word: Unimaginable.

      But this much we do know: some have feathers, some have whiskers. Snarks sleep a lot, yet they are an ambitious lot -- with very little sense of humor. They love bathing-machines and tend to bring them wherever they go; they are also handy for striking a light. Snarks live on a far-off island, a place filled with chasms and crags, and are constantly on the lookout for Snark-hunters. Their mortal enemies are hope, care, thimbles and forks.

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