That’s Mister Gidget Pizzabuns to You

As is evident in several spots on this site, I adore the term “poopy pants”.  It can encapsulate so much: a bad mood, a nasty personality, frustration, anger, or just a crappy day.

Well, the geniuses at Scholastic must feel the same way.  They have created a character named Professor Poopypants, and he has an online generator in which you, too, can find out your Poopypants Name.  Mine?  Gidget Pizzabuns.  Later today, I will be filling out the forms to legally change my name.

And I SO have to read the book the esteemed professor comes from, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants.  Have any of you read it?  Let me know. Poopypants have got to stick together.  Eww.

Click here to find out your Poopypants Name.

Image Source  Scholastic

September 5, 2008 | Filed Under Random Acts of Snarkness | 3 Comments 

The Book Snark Makes His Debut

Welcome, Willkommen, Bienvenue, Bienvenidos, Benvenuto, Merhaba, Huan yin, Irashaimasu…however you say it, I welcome you to booksnark.net. I am The Book Snark, your gracious and slightly-furry host to all of this literary fun. I’ve had the idea for this website for awhile now, but I’d been hibernating under a pile of books for the last few years and never quite got around to sitting at my snarkputer long enough to build this thing. But thanks to the Snark Doctor, who put me on a high dosage of Provigil, I was finally able to give my idea a solid shape. I was also able to clean my snark-den to within an inch of its life, rethatch the roof, and rotate the tires on my AMC Pacer. Thanks, Dr. Snark!

Though I realize it’s unclear how this site will evolve, I do have some specific goals for what I’d like it to be. Basically, I love books, and I want to share that love. Through news, reviews, commentary, and, of course, snarkage of the highest caliber. I am anticipating an interesting ride.

Please take a peek around booksnark.net and make yourself at home. I look forward to taking this journey with each and every one of you. The BS wishes you a lifetime of snarktastic reading.

August 22, 2008 | Filed Under Random Acts of Snarkness | Leave a Comment 

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